Dearest little Liam, what an adorable young Siamese boy you are! You have such a sweet face with those gorgeous blue eyes, and you are so cute relaxing on your Purrrson's lap there. We would love to see you washing Smooky's ear! How nice that you have him to play with and nap with. What a wonderful home full of love you share with Smooky and your human family.
Congratulations, darling Liam, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and Smooky and your whole family are enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite toys and treats.
I've been Frosted (thanks, Elyse and Karen!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery