Dearest sweetie Campanita, how awful that you were abandoned, but we are so glad your Purrrson found you and brought you home to keep and love forever. What a gorgeous girl you are, with that long fluffy white fur with the pale orange points, and those beautiful eyes, one orange and one blue! How devoted you are to your Purrrson and him/her to you! And no wonder, you are her/his therapist and she/he can tell you anything and feel better afterwards. You have a wonderful home full of love, which is just as it should be.
Congratulations, darling Campanita, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope that you and your loving Purrson are enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I've been Frosted (thanks, Elyse and Karen!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery