Sweet little Kitty!
Dearest little Kitty in beautiful Sweden, aren't you just the sweetest thing imaginable! Such a pretty face. a beautiful coat in grey tabby colors with a touch of orange, and such a loving Purrrsonality. You and your Purrrson are the best friends ever, you comfort him/her when she/he is feeling bad.. and how nice that you have your pal Pancho to play and run around with! Sounds like you had a scary beginning, but now you have the most wonderful home ever, and we are so happy for you and your Purrson both.
Congratulations, darling Kitty, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and Pancho and your Purrrson are enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery