I get a lot for "Your auto insurance is too much!" or "Find your Russian Bride today!" or "Hey I'm so and so, let's go on a hot date because I'm lonely." Hate to inform them, I'm female, straight, and engaged so .
Oh, and Karen, I've gotten the Dr. Oz ones a couple of times too. Yahoo seems to get bombarded with spam, but at least most of it is usually dumped into Spam for me.