Ravishing regal Ramses!
Dearest Ramses, what a fine-looking Chartreuse grey boy you are! And such good company to all your kitty pals and your doggy pal and your human pals. What a love-filled home you all share with such a great family!
Congratulations, darling Ramses, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you, Anubis, Isis, Jane, Phoenix, Jerry, and your humans are all enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats with lots of yogurt.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery