Dearest handsome Sam-I-Am, what a gorgeous Orangie Manx kitty you are! And you are so loved by and so loving to your special Purrrrson, helping her so much when she is overwhelmed by depression. Your devotion to her is touching and sweet. What a wonderful fellow you are! You keep her company and make her smile every day with all your tricks and your affection.
Congratulations, darling Sam-I-Am, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your Purrrrson and your whole family are enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I've been Frosted (thanks, Elyse and Karen!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery