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    I've got a cat in my lap

    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    That just showed the photo, not the article!
    I've Been Frosted

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    Whoops! Sorry -- here is a different link. http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/cat...line-paralysis
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    I love this! I'll have to tell Bruce and we shall start calling it Feline Paralysis. As it stands now we just ask the other to do something and when they say "why can't you do it yourself?" we say "cuz I have a cat (or dog) in my lap". It works every time. I really wish it was possible to go pee for someone though. That's what always ends my Feline Paralysis.
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    Thanks for the funny. I read it to Bobcat (he couldn't get up because had 2 cats on his lap) and it gave him quite a chuckle.
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    Just a few minutes ago, I had Mac on my lap with his chin on my arm, purring up a storm. I know it sounds wimpy, but I wouldn]'t even move my arm to change the page on the computer screen, I waited until he decided to move. Yep, total body Feline Paralysis!
    Proud to be a crazy cat lady!

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    That's funny... and true. I recall when I had Luke and previous cats who would take up residence in my lap and I felt as if I could not/should not move LOL. These days it is my dog LilGirl who likes to get in my lap and nap and sometimes it's Sissy.

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    Actually as I am old and lie down most of the time I have no lap Cats , but I have quite a few sleepmates who purr me to sleep at night!!!
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    When Spike sits in my lap, I'm not going anywhere for awhile! He weighs 17 lb (about 7.7 kg for our metric buddies!)
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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    LOL This happens to me several times a day.
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    I love to come home from work and have one of my boys greet me by jumping up in my lap and demanding attention and love!
    Proud to be a crazy cat lady!

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