Dearest little Cheddar, aren't you the most adorable little orange boy! Cute as can be right from the start, but oh boy, can you strike the poses! Be still, my heart!!!!!
We are so glad you and your siblings were found and brought to safety. And then what a wonderful Furrrrever home you came to live at! You have burst forth with energy, playing with the doggies and climbing everything and putting your toys in the water bowl, and tearing a hole in the screen to jump outside so you can bring home half-dead rats and mice.. (you might want to, um, outgrow that particular trick.. lots of dangers outside for kitties, including rabid rodents). And then you curl up with your Purrrsons and go to sleep. What a sweetheart you are! No wonder you and your whole family all love each other so very much.
Congratulations, darling Cheddar, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your whole family are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery