Dearest gorgeous Tuxedo Sylvester, what a handsome Christmas kitty you make, both as Santa Claus and as one of the reindeer! We know that you are bringing your whole family a heart-full of Christmas joy today.
You have the sweetest face, with that perfect teardrop marking and those beautiful green eyes gazing out with contentment at your world. How nice that you have a harem of four girl kitties to play with! You are clearly the benevolent ruler of your household of kitties and humans. What a wonderful life full of love you and your whole family share!
Congratulations, darling Sylvester, on being selected our Christmas Cat of the Day! We hope you and your family of felines and humans are all enjoying a wonderful celebration full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and maybe some new fleece toys and a good soccer match and then cuddle time.
I've been Frosted (thanks, Elyse and Karen!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery