Dearest little Liam, another adorable Christmas kitty to brighten the day! You are so cute in your Santa Claus jacket. What a pretty little face you have and beautiful white fur. You and your Purrrrrson love each other dearly, and you have some great conversations and discussions. You also keep careful watch on your doggie pal, making sure he/she gets back safely from his/her walks. And when it's time for a rest, you are the purrrfect snuggler and purrer. You live in a wonderful home full of love!
Congratulations, darling Liam, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your whole family are all enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of lovies and fun and rides on your Purrrrson's shoulder and great conversations and all your favorite treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery