Beautiful Casper Todd Lee!
Dearest Casper Todd Lee, what an utterly handsome, gorgeous, regal fellow you are! You are so beautiful with your soft fluffy fur, and you have the sweetest Purrrrsonality too. We are so glad your family and Dr. William and Alicia worked so hard to bring you back to good health after your horrible case of feline demodicosis. You are such a sweetie to enjoy being dressed up for special occasions, too, in your royal robes and crown, and in your Santa costume now that Christmas is coming!
Congratulations, darling Casper Todd Lee, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your whole family, and Dr. William and Alicia too, are enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of lovies and fun and all your favorite treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery