Dearest Finster, what a fine-looking Snowshoe kitty you are! You have a beautiful, sweet face with those lovely blue eyes looking out at me. You are full of energy and fun, chasing your humans and barking at them when you are ready to be fed. It sounds like you have your Purrrsons well trained. You all share a wonderful household and lots of love.
And how nice that you use your allowance to provide good behavior treats for your Meowmie's 4th graders!
Congratulations, darling Finster, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your family are all celebrating with a day full of fun and lovies and loads of your favorite treats.
I've been Frosted (thanks, Elyse and Karen!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery