Oh, dearest Mystic and Mittens, what darling, miracle kittens you are! Rescued by that wonderful, kind person not only from the hurricane but then one of you from the neighbor who had "rescued" you just to take you to Animal Control to be put down! And now that you have the most wonderful home and each other to play with.. even with that fun red string, which your Purrrson puts away after you're done playing so you don't accidentally swallow it and hurt your insides. You have the best possible home now and the best possible family. Loads of love to share!
Congratulations, little sweeties Mystic and Mittens, on being chosen today's Cats of the Day! We hope you and your family are all enjoying a day full of fun and lovies and your favorite treats and some more red string games.
I've been Frosted (thanks, Elyse and Karen!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery