Dearest Bacon Tiberius Brock MacLeod, what a fine, handsome gentleman you are! We are so glad your family realized you needed to come Home to them. God bless them, and God bless you! You and your family all love each other so very much, and no wonder! You have the Purrrrrfect home now.
What a beautiful Tuxedo kitty you are, with such sweet, wise eyes. You have seen much and learned much. And we don't blame you for not liking the cold weather, after all the time you'd had to live out in it. We hate it too, even though we don't go out in it, but our Meowmie has to and she really hates it!
Congratulations on being selected today's Cat of the Day, darling Bacon! We hope you and your family are celebrating with a whole day full of fun and lovies and special treats, maybe even some from Acropole Pizza and McDonalds!
Last edited by phesina; 11-25-2012 at 01:41 PM.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery