Black Friday in Canada!
Windsor, Ontario is across the river from Detroit, Michigan. Thus, Windsorites have been getting bombarded with the same sales ads on all media as metro Detroiters have been.
According to the Windsor CBC radio station, many stores in Windsor will be opening early tomorrow and/or having their own big sales, in hopes of keeping the local people home to shop rather than them being lured across the border!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery