Oh, dearest little Peaches, what an adorable tiny baby you are! You have such pretty pale orange and white fur and the sweetest gaze from your big beautiful eyes! We are SO glad and grateful that that kind person found you and took you to the vet and got you all fixed up, and now you have the most wonderful loving home with him/her. May you share many, many years of love together!
You are now a little love-bug, purring and cuddling and snuggling.. so grateful to be alive and healthy and deeply loved! God bless you, and God bless your fine Purrrson.
Congratulations on being selected today's Cat of the Day, little Peaches! May you and your family enjoy a delightful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery