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Thread: Ritzy...Ritzy... where for art thou, Ritzy?

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    Ritzy...Ritzy... where for art thou, Ritzy?

    Mr. Jones has been working on his Shakespeare for you, Ritzy.


    Check him out!
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    LOL Too funny.


    "Ritzy where art thou."
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    LOL that is toooo cute!!
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    LOL!! Very funny! Oh do I detect another Pet Talk romance in the bud! First we had:

    Oliver and Olivia
    Edwina and Marius with Gabe muscling in on the action
    Ritzy and Mr. Jones?

    Too cute!

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    "When a Man loves a Woman", well, "When a Tom loves a Kitty" or better said "When Mr. Jones loves Ms. Ritzy"

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    "When a Man loves a Woman", well, "When a Tom loves a Kitty" or better said "When Mr. Jones loves Ms. Ritzy"
    Perhaps...."The Things We Do for Love"?????

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    Too funny
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    Hark, hark, Mr Jones, and forsooth!

    Is that King Henry-Jones I see?

    That is hilarious! Ritzy just got back from her annual vet visit....PHEW, am I glad that only happens once a year! You would think she was undergoing some horrid torture, and that was BEFORE any needles were involved.

    I bought a new carrier, a soft-sided zippered one that has mesh for viewing..she runs and hides when the old hard sided one makes an appearance......she did so well, didn't suspect anything, was even very quiet once I put her in and zipped it up----I thought, WOW, she's going to be good for a change....NOT

    Halfway down the road and the squalling started...at the vets she hissed and growled and snarled and spit....the BIG TOWEL had to be used. But still a clean bill of health, at 14.8 lbs (I asked if she was overweight and he said she is just a big cat, but not too fat).....

    I got this look of "mom, you CHEATED! Luring me into that warmed up box then let that man in the white coat stick things in me!!!!"

    So in the spirit of the great Bard, I'm guessing Ritzy is saying

    "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!"
    "Methinks me mom asketh for a swift retaliation, perchance a honed claw and a stealthy pounce on her bare ankle will soothe my pouty countenance!"
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    I art here, Mr Jones!

    Hark, what light from yonder monitor gloweth!
    Tis thy ebony face and ivory be-whiskered lips
    Dost thou pine for my fine white toes?
    Be your desire sparked by my tuxedo clothes?

    Ah, what's in a name, Sir Jones
    Tis that crooning song I crave
    Sir Barry White will serenade
    Two star-crossed kitties hearts enslave!
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    OMG!! That is so funny!!
    "Careful what you say, careful what you wish or it may just regret it!"

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