Dearest Finnegan, what a fine orange boy you are! You are full of mischief, and you clearly have your humans well trained, notifying them when more food is needed and being willing to discuss the matter fully. And we love the pictures of you, in particular the one of you as a kitten playing with your red pipe cleaner and the one of you and your best bud Sugarboy cuddled up together. And how nice that you have ten kitty siblings to play with! Clearly your humans are among the most enlightened in the world to provide a home for so many .
Congratulations, Finnegan, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your whole family, feline and human, are all having a wonderful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery