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    Craigslist guy has the right idea

    http://www.lifewithcats.tv/2011/07/1...he-right-idea/

    This is the way it should be!!!!!



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    Actual Austin TX Craigslist ad placed after the guyís girlfriend said his cat had to go. Ití s making the rounds now.

    We donít know if the posterís girlfriend really gave him the ultimatum, but this is an actual Craigslist post. The photo image is from the ad but was taken off of the internet and is not the posterís cat.

    Weíve heard from Craigslist guy, who thanks us all for our comments and says that, while no one has taken her, she is gone.


    Girlfriend says cat has to go!! Free tonight!!


    My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomarrow. She left a little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the shelter.



    So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out she is a homeless exgirlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord).

    She is in her midtwenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs and small children, but does not seem to get along well with cats.

    She is playfull and bathroom trained (If takeing over every inch of horizontal surface with her stuff in the place is house broken. Then she is the Queen of house brokeness!!!).

    She has somewhat of a special diet though i never figured it out fully, but pretty much it is dictated by what ever her closest friend of that week is into (Raw, vegan, atkins, hostess) You get the picture.

    She will be coming with a whole lot of stuff!! (If it is still there when she comes home, but when iam done here Iam heading right over to the free section so maybe not) There will not be a rehoming fee (As a matter of fact i got $34 cash if you can get her tonight, If you need more we can hit the atm unless you have paypal then we have lots of options).

    The main reason I am rehoming her is becuase she moved in about 9 months ago, and for three months everything was great, but then she started bitching about my cat. My cat has lived with me for 11 years since he was abandoned in my yard at about 3 weeks old, and i had too bottle feed him and teach him how to do everything a cool male should know (hunt, nap, play, hide, chirp like a bird. how to use a litter box!! This was the most challenging as i did not know how to use one myself. That made for some awkward moments) In other words Misdemeanor and I have been kicking it for a long time, and if she thinks I would even consider kicking him to the curb. Well need i say more?



    I may put her up for auction on ebay tonight if my lawyer gives me the okay.

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    We do not include the posterís contact information out of concern that he will be inundated with offers for replacement girlfriends. You can go to the ad and reply via Craigslist, though, ladies.

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    EXCELLENT!!!!! Well done, Mister!

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    Nice! I broke up with a guy I'd been dating six months when he started complaining about his allergies and how I should get rid of them. I told him, "They were here before you and they will be here long after YOU are gone." Turns out I was right!

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    Ha ha! That's great! Don't let the door hit ya.....

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    TERRIFIC!! What a great idea!! I think the guy will be much happier with just him and the cat. I'm sure he'll find another girlfriend soon--one that likes cats.

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    Big ROFL here

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    Right on, Craigslist Guy!
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    That is such a funny photo and we do hope that that gentleman chooses his Cat
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    Quote Originally Posted by catmandu View Post

    That is such a funny photo and we do hope that that gentleman chooses his Cat
    Gary he did choose the cat. At the end of the story, he claimed that he and the cat had been together for a long time. He put the girlfriend out on the lawn.

    That is a good photo.
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    What a great guy - and he has a good sense of humor, too!





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