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  1. #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Cassie,

    Thanks for the advice.

    I've figured out, however, that waking them up at 4AM by walking on them is a very effective way to get them to fill the food bowl.

    I've trained one of the short humans pretty well, he gives me treats all the time, but I just wish they'd let me outside. I don't care WHAT they say about Coyotes, I know I can handle myself. After all, did they forget how I got here?

    I guess I'll just have to wait for winter so I can get back to mousing inside.

    Dear Patch -- Cassie here. That sounds like an excellent method of letting the humans know you need food! And having been an outside-only cat before I went to the shelter, I can tell you that inside is much better.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Dearest Patch,

    I know, you got irritated when we took away your last kill.

    However, that was not reason to hide that where you did.

    We have a portable heater in our living room that stays behind the loveseat out of the way when not in use. The loveseat gets moved for vacuuming, etc, but the heater just sits there.

    I moved it the other day as it was cool enough to need heat, but not cold enough to turn on the furnace.

    Under the heater was a very dead mouse. Don't know when he put it there, but obviously we need to keep a better eye on hidey holes.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Yikes, RIP mousie. You did NOT pick a good home to invade!

    Patch, sorry, but you should present your trophies to your hoomans, not hide them away. They do NOT get better with age, I promise!
    I've Been Frosted

  4. #4
    Maybe, just maybe if you stopped ambushing Lady every time she came in from going outside she wouldn't snarl at you when you try to curl up with her on the couch.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

  5. #5
    Dear Patch....apparently Lady has NO sense of humor....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary View Post
    Dear Patch....apparently Lady has NO sense of humor....
    What was that old saw......something about pets resembling their owners?
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

  7. #7
    Dear Humans,

    If you can meow to the world about me, I'm going to have my minute as well.

    Remember, laps are for cats, not keyboards.

    Please remember this and correct that major shortcoming. It gets tiring to remind you of this every day.

    Please open the short human's door before you go to bed. Failure to do so WILL result in early morning wakeup calls to let me in his room. Remember, I'm just as stubborn as you.

    The hidey hole under the deck is MUCH safer for me than the house in case of a storm. I keep trying to tell you this, but you still refuse to let me outside. Have you forgotten how you found me? Just because you saw me one morning in the driveway doesn't mean that's how I got here or that that's the first place I saw YOU.

    Thanks, and I'll be expecting improvement.

    I KNOW you'll read this, after all, you've got that keyboard thing in your lap again this morning.



    Patch
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Dear Patch,

    Spunky can't jump and at least you aren't running head first into the wall. The cat would run fast down the hall and forget to turn at the bedrooms
    Anne
    Meowmie to Lucy Lou and Barney, and Aunt to Timmy (RIP)

    Former kitties now in foster care: Nellie aka Eleanor van Fluffytail (at a Cat Cafe), Lady Jane Grey, Bob the Bobtail, and Callie. Kimi has been adopted into another family that understands Siamese. HRH Oliver Woodrow von Katz is in a Sanctuary.

    I'm Homeless, but with resources, and learning to live again.


    RIP Timmy (nephew kitty) May 17, 2018, Mr. Spunky (May 10, 2017), Samwise (Dec 2, 2014), Emily (Oct 8, 2013), Rose (Sept 24, 2001), Maggie (Fall 2003)

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by mrspunkysmom View Post
    Dear Patch,

    Spunky can't jump and at least you aren't running head first into the wall. The cat would run fast down the hall and forget to turn at the bedrooms
    Well, about that......


    I think there's an indent in the wall in the diningroom.....fuzzy feet don't turn too well on pergo.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

  10. #10
    Ambushing Lady from underneath the loveseat is NOT an approved practice. (I think someone's getting tired of the slams into the wall from Lady post-ambush)
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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