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    Dear Patch

    Please stop eating the cabbage plants. They're much better when mature, trust me.

    I know you like to sit in the picture window and watch the swallows, but is it REALLY that difficult to get your fuzzy butt down from the window and walk over to the food bowl to get your snack?
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Maybe you should plant some skunk cabbage for him?
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    What a silly hooman you are LH!

    Patch is trying to save you from having to eat cabbage! And for heaven's sake - don't you realize how important it so to stay on guard against the evill sparrows?? One moment of distraction and anything could happen.

    All these sacrifices for you and so little appreciation!

    We may have to get Groucho involved to get poor Patch the appropriate respect!

    Eddie/es

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    Mac and Kimba both love to share my bunny's timothy hay with her. Some cats like a little green now and then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary View Post
    What a silly hooman you are LH!

    Patch is trying to save you from having to eat cabbage! And for heaven's sake - don't you realize how important it so to stay on guard against the evill sparrows?? One moment of distraction and anything could happen.

    All these sacrifices for you and so little appreciation!

    We may have to get Groucho involved to get poor Patch the appropriate respect!

    Eddie/es
    We appreciate Patch, we appreciate his mousing skills, he makes an awesome lapwarmer, and we show our appreciation by putting up with his banzai charges through the house.

    I wasn't aware that birds were such a threat, I'll have to reconsider.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Please stop eating the cabbage plants. They're much better when mature, trust me.

    I know you like to sit in the picture window and watch the swallows, but is it REALLY that difficult to get your fuzzy butt down from the window and walk over to the food bowl to get your snack?
    Dear Patch,

    Cassie agrees wholeheartedly with you. As a cat, yes, getting down from the window and going to the food bowl for a snack is optional. She would tell you that is Food Lady's (that's me) role... please serve my snack here, cos I'm not moving!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    Dear Patch,

    Cassie agrees wholeheartedly with you. As a cat, yes, getting down from the window and going to the food bowl for a snack is optional. She would tell you that is Food Lady's (that's me) role... please serve my snack here, cos I'm not moving!

    Cassie,
    Any helpful advice on training humans?

    Thanks in advance,

    Patch
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Okay, I suppose this one is my fault.


    Sorta.

    But the humans KNOW I sneak out into the mudroom when they're not looking.

    But did you REALLY have to laugh at me hanging by my claws in the middle of the window?

    And Lady, you could have at LEAST gone to wake up the humans to lets them know I was out there instead of just staring at me.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    I bet Lady was having a good chuckle deep inside, Patch!
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  11. Patches! How many times do I have to tell you not to dart out the door without taking your cat phone with you?

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