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Thread: Cat Haiku

  1. #526
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    Quote Originally Posted by katladyd View Post
    Cat is on my feet
    Another is on my chest
    Sleeping soundly now
    Nature's heating pads-
    Enviromentally good.
    And human friendly.


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    Ed naps all day long.
    Later, becomes a night owl.
    Can I gain lost sleep?

  2. #527
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    Time to wrap our gifts,
    Kitty must inspect them first...
    Cat hair on each one.
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  3. #528
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    January sun
    Shines through the eastern window
    It is mine alone
    I've Been Frosted

  4. #529
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    Meowm in the bathroom
    Brushes teeth, puts makeup on
    I join her in there


    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  5. #530
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    You, there, checking mail-
    You want to take me home, right?
    Purr, purr, rub rub rub

    (A regular scene with one of the neighbor cats - do not worry, he's a handsome, loved and owned boy, a pale yellow tabby with a collar, bell and a home, but whenever he is out, he'll befriend anyone who talks to him, especially me!)
    I've Been Frosted

  6. #531
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post

    Cassie has me trained.
    Food at 4 AM each day
    Sometimes earlier.
    Wrote that long ago
    But she still gets fed this way,
    Cat's habits don't change.
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  7. #532
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    Wrote that long ago
    But she still gets fed this way,
    Cat's habits don't change.
    Cat's habits are carved
    In granite. Until poof! A
    Whim wipes them away
    I've Been Frosted

  8. #533
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    Today's COTD Princess China Origami Haiku got me thinking about this thread...

    source: hbprr.org

    The food in my bowl
    Is old, and more to the point
    Contains no tuna.

    There's no dignity
    In being sick - which is why
    I don't tell you where.


    Am I in your way?
    You seem to have it backwards:
    This pillow's taken.

    The dog wags his tail,
    Seeking approval. See mine?
    Different message.

    My brain: walnut-sized.
    Yours: largest among primates.
    Yet, who leaves for work?

    Most problems can be
    Ignored. The more difficult
    Ones can be slept through.
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  9. #534
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    Oh, these are great! Thanks, Elyse.
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."

    -- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

  10. #535
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    Cat at the window
    Observes falling snow in cool
    Rapt fascination

    Humans struggle with
    Boots, mittens, hat and scarf just
    To leave the warm hearth

    Return frostbitten,
    Cat food in hand; cat, aloof
    Refuses the gift
    I've Been Frosted

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    Great Karen

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    I see your new purse
    It is made of soft leather
    Time to sharpen claws
    Proud to be a crazy cat lady!

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