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    Life lessons learned from my cat -- Author unknown

    All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from My Cat
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    Life is hard and then you nap.
    Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
    Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
    Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.
    Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
    Make your mark in the world -- or at least spray in each corner.
    Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.
    When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    That is so funny Elyse! Thanks for sharing it!
    Lilith Cherry
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    "Love never claims, it ever gives. Love ever suffers, never resents, never revenges itself." -Mahatma Gandhi

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    I am sure the cats of Pet Talk could add more to this:

    9. What's your is mine, and what's mine is mine, unless it is beneath my dignity to acknowledge it.
    10. Everything looks better graced with a few cat hairs - the real must-have accessory.
    I've Been Frosted

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    That's so cute - and true.

    Re: Karen's #10 - I have a throw pillow that says "no outfit is complete without dog hair". Of course the cat owners can substitute with "cat".
    I've Been Boo'd
    Thanks, Barry
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    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
    ~~~~true author unknown~~~~

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    11a. If you want the best chair in the house, you will have to move me, the cat.
    11b. It is my house. I only allow you to live here because you have opposable thumbs.
    11c. I don't do leftovers.
    11d. have I taught you nothing about the importance of a clean bathroom?!
    11e. I can communicate volumes without making a sound.

    And the one thing I know for sure...
    11f. I am the cat. I am very hard to leave. I am very easy to come home to!
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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