Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: For seven years I have waited...

  1. #1

    For seven years I have waited...

    Seven years, it has been. Seven long, agonizing years as I waited and waited-- beneath the earth's crust, banished by the great Karen from the society of Pet Talk. And now, it is finally my time. It is the time of Meow meow strawberries.

    My tale begins seven years ago. At a young age, young Meow meow strawberries stumbled into the civilization of PetoftheDay, finding the true power that lies within cats and discovering new possibilites and delivering helpful advice across the land, such as "I can't seem to help. Sorry. I might figure something out soon. Don't worry." And using smiley faces such as and :d.

    Then, one summer's morning Meow meow strawberries awoke to a saddening sight. The messenger delivered to me a letter from the one called Karen, asking if the young Meow meow strawberries had really lived seven cycles. The young Meow meow strawberries was an honest soul, and therefore confirmed the great Karen's statement. Then, with one foul swoop, Karen crashed the hammer of justice to the head of Meow meow strawberries and said, "Then you are hereby banished from the land of Pet Talk. Young ones are not permitted within these lands. You must return in seven years."

    I had done and given nothing to the Pet Talk society but understanding and thoughtful observation, and were my good deeds returned? No. They were returned with banishment. I would close my eyes every night before bed and begin to shed tears, tears for the memories of kittens and advice and the memories that were now shattered. I was forced underground, forced to live a life of seclusion and rejection. Never had the meow meow strawberries been so defeated.

    I thought it was the end. I thought I would give up. Did you think I would give up? Surprise, Karen. Seven years. Seven years, here I am. Meow meow strawberries. Meow meow strawberries is back again.

    I break through the ground and shatter all those in it's path.
    The war has been won, at a terrible cost.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Delaware, USA - The First State/Diamond State - home of The Blue Hens
    Posts
    9,259
    Well - this is amusing - but I don't know quite what to think of it. It doesn't sound like it was written by a 14 yr old tho. Is this for real??? I'm normally a good detective, but I think I'm stumped on this one.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Wolfy ~ Fuzzbutt #3
    My little dog ~ a heartbeat at my feet

    Sparky the Fuzzbutt - PT's DOTD 8/3/2010
    RIP 2/28/1999~10/9/2012
    Myndi the Fuzzbutt - Mom's DOTD - Everyday
    RIP 1/24/1996~8/9/2013
    Ellie - Mom to the Fuzzbuttz

    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
    ~~~~true author unknown~~~~

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    Waltham, MA, USA
    Posts
    37,370
    Seven-year-olds and anyone else age 12 and under are not allowed to belong to online forums. You were not banned because I was being mean or anything, it is simply U.S. law, called COPPA*, that says no children under the age of 13 can be part of an online forum without expressed written parental permission, and verification, and as I had no way to obtain that from you, that is why you were banned until now. Now you are old enough to legally belong. It wasn't a war, it was just a matter of law and of time.

    Karen


    *Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of 1998
    I've Been Frosted

  4. #4
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Ploss's Halfway House for Homeless Cats
    Posts
    18,317
    Meowmeowstrawberries,

    Karen was only doing her job as Mayor of Pet Talk. A word of advice is "don't shoot the messenger".

    Welcome back!

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    South Hero Vermont
    Posts
    4,747

    Not a war

    Creative? Yes.

    Necessary? Probably not.

    Trying to get attention? Probably yes.

    Life goes on.

    Welcome.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Usually in my own little world...
    Posts
    4,875
    Now that the drama is over. Tell us about your cat(s).

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Deep-N-Heart of Tx && My Babie's Hearts
    Posts
    15,558
    You confuse me still as you are still acting as of being such a child in this lack of knowledge of your notation.. Shorten your anger against Karen & we will all accept you much better here on PT.. Use Your Energy on Talking About Your Lovely Pets & Yes We Would Love To See Pics..

    Quote Originally Posted by sasvermont View Post
    Creative? Yes.

    Necessary? Probably not.

    Trying to get attention? Probably yes.

    Life goes on.

    Welcome.

    ~~~Thank You Very Much {Kim} kimlovescats for the Grand Siggy~~~

    [[ Furr Babies are Like Potato Chips **** No One Can Have Just One ]]
    ****** Kindness, Mercy & Justice to All Living Creatures ******
    {{{{{Everyday is a Gift = That's why it's Called the Present }}}}}
    ((( Each Day With Our Pets is a Surprise Package Waiting to be Opened )))
    <Sunsets are God's Reminder to Us That At The End of the Day We're All In This Together>

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Cincinnati, Ohio USA
    Posts
    11,467
    Many younger pet lovers have been told to re-sign up when they are of age. It protects the child, not PT. While THIS site is fine, many others are not, and it could bring harm to a younger person. No one wants that here.

    So, welcome, tell us everything! After 7 years of silence I am sure you have a lot to say.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Utah
    Posts
    5,525
    Well, that was quite entertaining.

    Welcome to PT.

    *Sammy*Springen*Molli*

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Delaware, USA - The First State/Diamond State - home of The Blue Hens
    Posts
    9,259
    After waiting 7 years to be heard, it appears that the cat got her/his tongue. What a surprise, in view of the one and only post!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Wolfy ~ Fuzzbutt #3
    My little dog ~ a heartbeat at my feet

    Sparky the Fuzzbutt - PT's DOTD 8/3/2010
    RIP 2/28/1999~10/9/2012
    Myndi the Fuzzbutt - Mom's DOTD - Everyday
    RIP 1/24/1996~8/9/2013
    Ellie - Mom to the Fuzzbuttz

    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
    ~~~~true author unknown~~~~

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Northern cyberspace
    Posts
    1,938
    Weirdest post I've ever read.... I don't think meow meow will be back. Something just not right with that scenario...almost like someone's been holding a grudge for 7 yrs.
    Asiel

    I've been frosted--- thank you Cassie'smom

    I've been Boo'd----

Similar Threads

  1. OK this has waited long enough!
    By boris91 in forum Pet General
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 06-07-2007, 12:22 AM
  2. What are you doing for new years?
    By Argranade in forum General
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 01-01-2007, 12:10 AM
  3. I can't believe she's 3 years old....
    By LeahMM in forum Dog General
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 12-30-2006, 11:28 PM
  4. Josie and Wilmarbob-long waited memorial
    By lute in forum Pet Memorial
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 12-10-2004, 10:25 AM
  5. Pet cat from 9,500 years ago
    By Paul in forum General
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 04-09-2004, 10:55 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Copyright © 2001-2013 Pet of the Day.com