This sign is posted at the groomer I take Myndi & Sparky to. Too cute to not share......

Top 10 Reasons why it costs more to get your pet groomed - than your own haircut:

10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
9. You don't go 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.
7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.
6. Your hairdresser doesn't remove the boogies from your eyes.
5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.

And the #1 reason:

1. The liklihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.