Random thoughts

[Karen]

And if it's the blood of a virgin?

If I remember correctly, Stephen King wrote a story about a laundry machine that killed people because a virgin cut herself and bled on it. She put a hex on the darned thing.

When I work with people on any mechanical job, I ask for credentials.

There was a lot more involved in the "laundry machine" story than someone bleeding on it, including belladonna and other steps, before the machine turned lethal.

[Lady's Human]

Dear utility company:

On or off, please, and preferably on with 120 VAC give or take 2%.

[Karen]

Dear body of mine ... why do some places bruise and others not, when they all seemed to hit the icy stairs with the same force and momentum? Confuzzled.

[Lady's Human]

Where exactly does one find a 3 amp fuse for a furnace at o dark thirty?

Why don't the darned things ever break at a convenient time?

[Lady's Human]

NOAA needs to sync their current weather conditions with their forecasts......

Just sayin.

[cassiesmom]

Today's final Jeopardy answer made me think of PT!
Category: Dog breeds
Answer: (this isn't exactly how it was phrased on the show) In an alphabetical list of all the dog breeds of the AKC, this one comes last.
Question: What is the Yorkshire Terrier?

[cassiesmom]

Easter is a little earlier this year. I was writing birthdays in my 2013 calendar, and I noticed that Ash Wednesday is Feb. 13. I like Easter better when it falls in April, when the weather is more spring-like.

[Lady's Human]

Never spill paint thinner on a piece of wood and expect paint to properly cure on it.

Should've just started with a new pinewood derby car kit.

[RICHARD]

Never spill paint thinner on a piece of wood and expect paint to properly cure on it.

Should've just started with a new pinewood derby car kit.

Just find a girl that doesn't care what kind of car you drive......

[Lady's Human]

Just find a girl that doesn't care what kind of car you drive...... .

I can't look again, I doubt I'll find another one to hand me the right size wrench.


Why is it that you either have too many bagels or leftover cream cheese? It's like hotdog buns only worse!

[cassiesmom]

I'm watching the Baltimore vs. New England game and thinking of Pinot's Mom, Karen and Paul who all live in that part of the US

[Karen]

Congratulations, Baltimore.

[pomtzu]

I know Maggie is celebrating. However, my granddaughter who is a dyed in the wool Pat's fan, has to be in mourning!

[Lady's Human]

CBS commentators go on a rant about Belichick not speaking with reporters after the game, and the media at large continue to have a love affair with the Harbaugh brothers........are you forgetting they're complete, total arrogant AHs?

Oh, that's right....consistency isn't exactly your strong point.

[RICHARD]

CBS commentators go on a rant about Belichick not speaking with reporters after the game, and the media at large continue to have a love affair with the Harbaugh brothers........are you forgetting they're complete, total arrogant AHs?

Oh, that's right....consistency isn't exactly your strong point.

One thing that is consistent with the coverage is the fricking aural assault on my enjoyment of watching the games.

There was one mic open that caught some moron that screamed throughout the whole early game.

That was painful.