Page 9 of 18 FirstFirst 123456789101112131415161718 LastLast
Results 121 to 135 of 256

Thread: Dear Phred...

  1. Not to mention this guy
    wiggles frantically in sympathy.
    with a clam.

    So can't you just picture the clam "on the couch"........"Dr. Nilsbokken, I'm so depressed. I constantly feel battered. I'm so lonely. None of the other clams want to be with me. Is it because I'm so smelly? Tell me the truth, doc!"

  2. #122
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Greenville, SC, USA
    Posts
    17,964
    LOL!!!! LOL!!!! I can't tell you guys how hard I have been laughing this morning!!!! (Thank you very much, Randi!!!) I'm sure the guy who was here to do my termite inspection thought I was nuts........he was under the house and I was up here just laughing my fool head off. He probably thinks I'm looney and dangerous, so he gave me a good report!!!!!

  3. #123
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Location
    Los Angeles, CA USA
    Posts
    12,031
    Oh Logan, you are going to turn this into a termite thread!!

    A few years ago, a client had a major brochure printed and then they were shrink wrapped for shipping. When they reached the ultimate destination we immediately had a complaint! There were termites shrink wrapped in the brochures. The printing firm raced to make things right and soon everyone was happy.

    My job was to send the final printing bill payment. I just couldn't resist - because all of us had been working together for years and it was a good relationship - I found a picture of termites on the internet - copied it many times, cut them out and included them with the check.

    When he opened the envelope, all of these "termites" fell out too.

  4. #124
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    Kensington MD USA
    Posts
    4,885
    ........that's mitey clever (sorry, couldn't resist )

  5. #125
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Kansas, USA
    Posts
    20,371
    Originally posted by gini
    Oh Logan, you are going to turn this into a termite thread!!

    My job was to send the final printing bill payment. I just couldn't resist - because all of us had been working together for years and it was a good relationship - I found a picture of termites on the internet - copied it many times, cut them out and included them with the check.

    When he opened the envelope, all of these "termites" fell out too.
    Bet that really bugged him, huh?
    Last edited by momoffuzzyfaces; 10-26-2002 at 02:43 PM.

  6. #126
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Stockport. England
    Posts
    4,331
    Originally posted by Logan
    ........ He probably thinks I'm looney and dangerous, so he gave me a good report!!!!!
    Way to go Logan - Good report off the termite man!!!!!!!!!

    Lynne

  7. #127
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Copenhagen, Denmark - GMT+1
    Posts
    14,667
    Originally posted by Logan
    LOL!!!! LOL!!!! I can't tell you guys how hard I have been laughing!!!!
    Me too!!! - and it's SO healthy!
    Originally posted by Logan
    I'm sure the guy who was here to do my termite inspection thought I was nuts........he was under the house and I was up here just laughing my fool head off. He probably thinks I'm looney and dangerous, so he gave me a good report!!!!!
    OMG, I can picture it!!!


    Logan, I hope you got a good report - or else I'll send Fister over to inspect!

    Gini! I just love it!
    Last edited by Randi; 01-09-2008 at 08:41 AM.
    Randi



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


  8. #128
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    I'm not sure, what day is it? ;-)
    Posts
    13,743


    LOL You guys are too much, but this is just what I needed after a rough week at work.

    However, I think I'm just going to have to flea this thread so I do gnat bust a gut from laughing so hard!
    Tubby
    Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
    RIP Big Boy
    -----------
    Peanut
    Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
    RIP Snotty Girl
    -----------
    Robin
    Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
    RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl

  9. #129

    Membur dem poor Klamz...?

    Hey Ebberbuddie ~

    Youze guyz member da Bukit a KLAMZ we got sittin *shivvurin* in der Jug inna fridge??!
    Dad sez iffin we duzint find a new howze fur dem purdy soon - der gonna turn REELEE GREEN!

    We had our boarder collie bud, Miz Cali, stayin wiff us last week (her folkz outta towne). Dad wuz playin smatree-@ss an thunk he'd unload da Klamz into her tummie kuz she's alluz hungree...

    So he fixziz up a lil kuppa Klam Chowdur inna kitchin an kallz "Hey Cali, cummere - got sumpin fur ya!" We checked an knew whut it wuz; Cali goez flyin inna kitchin an jamz her big schnozz rite inna kup !

    *Ka-SNEEZE-A-ROO*!!
    Blew Klam Sauce 'n Gutz ALL Ober da kabinetz!
    Dad sez NUTZ! (well, thass not quite whut he sed ) and started moppin uppa mess!

    Cali runn'd back out inna livin room an started wipin her mouff onna rug! She kept axkin "Whut WUZ that stuff??? Woorser than Ded Phissh!!"

    Dad'z wunderin iffin da Horseys, out back atta horsey farm, might like a New Taste wiffa hay?
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

  10. #130
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    I'm not sure, what day is it? ;-)
    Posts
    13,743

    Re: Membur dem poor Klamz...?

    Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
    Hey Ebberbuddie ~
    Dad'z wunderin iffin da Horseys, out back atta horsey farm, might like a New Taste wiffa hay?
    Don't know about dem horseys, C & S, but you might suggest to your dad that dem klams might make good fertilizer for any flowers he might have outside. Might want to dilute it a bit though, wouldn't want klam overkill or anything.

    Oh, and this is just a suggestion before the bottle turns green and walks out of the refrigerator itself. I've never used klams as fertilizer before. Can't sayz I've ever even dreamed of buying any klam juice. Not much a fan of clams I am.
    Tubby
    Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
    RIP Big Boy
    -----------
    Peanut
    Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
    RIP Snotty Girl
    -----------
    Robin
    Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
    RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl

  11. #131
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Kansas, USA
    Posts
    20,371
    LOL!!! Oh, my!! I haven't laughted so hard in a long time!!! I think I would give that clam juice the old burial at sea like Dad used to do to our dead fish. The old toilet flush thing. Good luck! You could write a book -
    The Clam that Stayed Forever!!!
    Last edited by momoffuzzyfaces; 10-26-2002 at 02:44 PM.

  12. #132
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Location
    Los Angeles, CA USA
    Posts
    12,031

    Re: Re: Membur dem poor Klamz...?

    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom


    dem klams might make good fertilizer for any flowers he might have outside. Might want to dilute it a bit though, wouldn't want klam overkill or anything.

    Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open

  13. #133
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    Kansas, USA
    Posts
    20,371

    Re: Re: Re: Membur dem poor Klamz...?

    Originally posted by gini

    Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open
    If they did; what in the world would they look like? Sea grass?
    Last edited by momoffuzzyfaces; 10-26-2002 at 02:45 PM.

  14. #134
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    Stockton, CA
    Posts
    8,687

    Re: Re: Re: Membur dem poor Klamz...?

    Originally posted by gini
    Yeah, but I bet the flowers would NEBBER open
    I must be having an over literal night, but considering what usually fertilizes flowers, it seems hard to imagine that clams would faze them...
    I'm sometimes asked "Why do you spend so much of your time and money talking about kindness to animals when there is so much cruelty to men?" I answer: "I am working at the roots." -George T. Angell, reformer (1823-1909)



    Thank you, Popcornbird for creating this tribute to Summer starring Livvy and Cassy

    Livvy: 11 April 99 - 5 July 09
    Cassy: 11 July 99 - 8 April 11

    If you would like to visit my BeautiConsultant page --
    http://www.beautipage.com/serene_angel_hm_spa/

  15. #135
    Flowers...???

    Is that a fancee name fur Big Weedz??

    If so - they duzint seem ta need any speshul fertalizer -
    seem ta grow jest fine in our yard!
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 6
    Last Post: 06-04-2008, 10:53 AM
  2. Phred...
    By Alysser in forum General
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 11-13-2005, 04:53 PM
  3. Phred?
    By Tonya in forum Cat General
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 12-22-2004, 01:53 PM
  4. Hey Phred
    By Freckles in forum General
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 02-14-2004, 09:34 AM
  5. Thanks Phred for the help!
    By robinh in forum Dog General
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 02-15-2003, 11:08 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Copyright © 2001-2013 Pet of the Day.com