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    April 1

    APRIL 1

    No one goes hungry
    All people are fed
    The oceans are clean
    Lake Erie's not dead.

    The Irish aren't fighting
    The Arabs love Jews
    The swords are now plowshares
    Now ain't that good news?

    The water's delicious
    The air is so clear
    On top of a mountain
    You see to next year.

    Couples stay married
    Children are jewels
    Sure got you going!
    APRIL FOOLS!

    --Jean Wells Rogers (source: today's "Dear Abby" column)
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    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


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    So sad but true.
    ~Angie, Sierra & Buddy
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    I suffer from multiple Shepherd syndrome



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    My Aprils fool joke was wear a new dress that makes me look pregnant and telling a co-worker that I am four months pregnant. He told me I had a pregnant glow then said he noticed I had been gaining weight.

    Jokes on me I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie
    My Aprils fool joke was wear a new dress that makes me look pregnant and telling a co-worker that I am four months pregnant. He told me I had a pregnant glow then said he noticed I had been gaining weight.

    Jokes on me I guess.
    OUCH!!
    ~Angie, Sierra & Buddy
    **Don't breed or buy while shelter dogs die!**

    I suffer from multiple Shepherd syndrome



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