And these people who...work...want to make sure they can vote. So they get an absentee ballot or a mail in ballot.
Perhaps you are not familiar with the concept.
Of course, there are other reasons people get absentee ballots - they may have difficulty getting to the poll - disabled, bedridden, elderly. I am sure you consider that a "scream" too. Lazy buggers!
What I find funny is people who are constantly laughing at others instead of looking at themselves and seeing just how ridiculous they are.