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  1. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pam
    Well the polls have been open in Pennsylvania for about a half hour now. I am so glad to see this day arrive. The commercials on TV are relentless "I am Barack Obama and I approve this message." "I am Hillary Clinton and I approve this message." I don't know how I will get through the general election in my right mind.

    LOL, Did you approve THIS message?

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    I kinda shunned the T.V. until I had to watch something.....I was very interested in the non-reporting based on the exit polling.

    How many votes did Dewey get?

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    I got this in my email this morning. I thought it was funny, but I'm easily amused.


    THEY WALK AMONG US!

    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
    I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
    gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46 .64. I gave the
    money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
    She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she
    was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again,
    same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

    They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
    I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
    for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
    little chalkboard that said "buy one- g et one free." "They're already
    buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free"
    She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.


    They Walk Among Us!
    One day, I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one
    of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the
    sky and said, �Where?�

    They Walk Among Us!
    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate
    agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't

    want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the

    sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun

    rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head

    and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."


    They Walk Among Us!!
    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
    day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
    center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open

    24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern

    or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."


    They Walk Among Us!
    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
    through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.



    They Walk Among Us!
    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
    were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
    cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount .

    They Walk Among Us!
    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went

    to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags

    never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because

    she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"

    she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"


    They Walk Among Us!
    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza

    to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
    would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
    before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
    enough to eat 6 pieces."


    Yep, They Walk Among Us!




    They Walk Among Us,

    and they Reproduce,

    and Worst of all ............



    THEY VOTE



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    Indiana Polls Open In: 02 Days, 15 Hrs, 10 Min and I can't wait.


    More political ads on TV and phone calls everyday are driving me crazy.
    (Your political party is exempt from the no-call list)
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
    Charles Mackay, Scottish journalist, circa 1841

  4. #154
    Quote Originally Posted by lizbud View Post

    ... phone calls everyday are driving me crazy.

    (Your political party is exempt from the no-call list)
    Yeah ... YOUR party, MY, party, and THEIR party are ALL exempt
    and are allowed to call anyone whose number they can find!


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    Quote Originally Posted by lizbud View Post
    Indiana Polls Open In: 02 Days, 15 Hrs, 10 Min and I can't wait.
    Well I know that Hillary will get at least one vote in Indiana.

    Liz, I couldn't wait for the TV and radio spots to end either. How will we get through the general election?!

  6. #156
    Right now, none of it is bothering me; not sure why. It's when it gets down to the actual two candidates and the 30 minute long messages start that I want to throw something at the TV.
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
    Right now, none of it is bothering me; not sure why.
    Easy for you to say, you've already voted in OHIO. LOL
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
    Charles Mackay, Scottish journalist, circa 1841

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pam View Post
    Well I know that Hillary will get at least one vote in Indiana.

    Liz, I couldn't wait for the TV and radio spots to end either. How will we get through the general election?!


    Oh Pam, she might get a few more too.


    Indiana Polls Open In: 02 Days, 09 Hrs, 57 Min & counting.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
    Charles Mackay, Scottish journalist, circa 1841

  9. #159
    Quote Originally Posted by lizbud View Post
    Easy for you to say, you've already voted in OHIO. LOL
    True.
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizbud View Post
    Oh Pam, she might get a few more too.


    Indiana Polls Open In: 02 Days, 09 Hrs, 57 Min & counting.
    It's almost time Liz. I know you will be glad! Things are looking good for *your girl* in your home state according to what they are saying now in some news reports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pam View Post
    It's almost time Liz. I know you will be glad! Things are looking good for *your girl* in your home state according to what they are saying now in some news reports.

    Well, I voted about a hour ago. Had to wait in line which was unusual for a primary. They say about 150,000 new voters registered this year. I am so
    glad it's over till November. No TV ads and no more calls today.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
    Charles Mackay, Scottish journalist, circa 1841

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    Guess who owns a flag pin now.

    Isn't that a false sense of patriotism?

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    Yay Pam and Liz! Hilary is my candidate too. I think it's exciting that people are actually interested/annoyed/ ALIVE about this election. I've never seen so much energy and I think it's a positive thing ...even if it bothers people. It's time to get bothered. I think Hamas (sp?) "endorsing" Obama is intersting and increcibly stupid. How dumb do they think we are? (they walk among us withstanding! ) If nothing else it's entertaining!
    Claudia

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitten645 View Post
    Yay Pam and Liz! Hilary is my candidate too. I think it's exciting that people are actually interested/annoyed/ ALIVE about this election.
    Whoa! I must have confused you somewhere along the way with my posts. I am NOT a Hillary fan, nor am I a particular fan of Obama or McCann. Liz is a Hillary fan. For the first time ever, there is no candidate that I would like to see elected from the group that we have to select from. *sigh* Hubby feels the same way and said he may even stay home.

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    One of BO's staffers resigned becuase he had some kind of connection with Hamas.

    Why in the fricking world would you want to have contact before an election with a bunch of idiots like that?

    I more and more get the feeling that BO isn't the one running for president....It's his wife and some other back door cronies that put him up to it.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    World basketball chamopionships, football starts and a world series in October!!.

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