Twas the Thursday before Christmas
and all thru the bar
The patron's came flocking by computer, by car?
Santa was napping, feet on the couch
"I am relaxing!" he said from his slouch
I have been working - for years it does seem?
One more week and I'll be driving my team
Of reindeer and sleigh, filled to the brim
of toy and presents for her and for him!
For kitties and puppies, large ones and small
For the adults too, but that is not all!
Bones and chew toys, balls and maybe a slipper?
Or how's bout some snacks for the pets who have flippers?
Furry and hairless, skin and there are scales!
Hoofs and paws, fingers and nails?
Everyone in, the fire is going
Said Mr Claus, all watching, all knowing
I so have some treats, cookies, chewies and snacks
Everyone gets one, please don't attack!
For the hoomans there's food and maybe a drink?
And some holiday cheer, he said with a wink!
Some mulled and some hot, some served with some ice
Just ask the 'tender, he'll treat you nice.
From the tables to the porch, to the lost and found.
The mirth in the bar, does know no bounds.
So please have a seat, in front or in back!
The wait staff here will treat you with tact!
So, come on in, please grab a chair
Order a drink and then, if you dare?
Take a moment and believe
that magic does happen before Christmas eve!!