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  1. #196
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    Dear Neighbor's **** Walnut Tree,
    why can't you die?
    I don't like hating something living as much as I hate you but you are a dirty filthy tree, wrecking havoc on the neighbor's yards, my yard, my car, my carpet (walking thru your walnut juices). And I still think to this day that the first time I broke my food was b/c of your 'crop'. Your owner thinks he is sitting on a gold mine, well, he might be if he actually stayed home long enough to pick up his place. Instead his house looks like he doesn't have a pot to pee in, and he is jetting all over God's creation meeting women on the internet.
    If he spent the money that he spends on plane tickets on his house his house would be gorgeous on the outside.
    But no, one day you will fall and it will probably be onto my garage or car, and I will have to pay for the damages you cause b/c your dud of an owner.
    In annoyance and bitterness,
    neighbor
    Keeganhttp://www.dogster.com/dogs/256612 9/28/2001 to June 9, 2012
    Kylie http://www.catster.com/cats/256617 (June 2000 to 5/19/2012)
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    "we as American's have forgotten we can agree to disagree"
    Kylie the Queen, Keegan the Princess, entertained by Kloe the court Jester
    Godspeed Phred and Gini you will be missed more than you ever know..

  2. #197
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    Dear Sitka,

    No one is going to hurt you anymore. Stop looking over your shoulder every 5 seconds. I hate that you stop playing and run to hide just because you heard a noise that might possibly be a person. You should know by now that Konnor, Nova or I will always protect you. We were having so much fun just a minute ago and now you are cowering under the coffee table wishing you could disappear just because my brother came downstairs, got a drink and then walked back upstairs. He didn't even come in the room we are in, he didn't even say a word but you still ran as soon as you knew he was down stairs. Will you ever be comfortable in your own home? Will you ever feel safe? Stop worrying, be a puppy, act normal. I promise to protect you.

    Love,
    Your mom
    Dogs: Nova, Konnor and Sitka

  3. #198
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    Dear Butch,

    You'll be home soon. A couple days, I think.

    I'm excited. Exuberant. Thrilled. Ecstatic.

    You have no idea. I'd better see you or hear from you the day you get here.

    I love you, snow cone dad. More than you know. =] I'm so happy you're going to be home and safe.

    Love,
    Your brat

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    Dear... Anyone,

    Today marks 3 months that I haven't done it. I really hope that this addiction is over.

    Go me. =]=]

    -Megan

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    Dear Gavin,

    You make me laugh in so many ways. Thank you for the airplanes made out of blocks. =] You did great.

    I love you, baby. Have a good day at school tomorrow. (I can't believe you're a kindergartener!)

    All my love,
    Auntie Megan

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  4. #199
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    Dear Me,
    Do your stinking homework once and a while, would ya? This is college, it's not free, so you better pass.
    Love, Yourself

    Niño & Eliza



  5. #200
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    Dear wrist,
    I know you are cracked due to my own stupidity (and I really do apologize for that!), but can you do me a favor and not have any flare-ups for awhile? I have a bunch of work to do and I would really appreciate it.

    Thanks!
    -Your reckless owner.
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    {The Dog: Towser & Raiden} {The Cats: Khaith, Martha, Adelaide, Snowball, & Floki} {The Bird: Gir}

  6. #201
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    Dear Haines Alaska!

    HERE I COME

    Love,
    An extremely excited me!
    Dogs: Nova, Konnor and Sitka

  7. #202
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    Quote Originally Posted by shais_mom View Post
    Dear Neighbor's **** Walnut Tree,
    why can't you die?
    I don't like hating something living as much as I hate you but you are a dirty filthy tree, wrecking havoc on the neighbor's yards, my yard, my car, my carpet (walking thru your walnut juices). And I still think to this day that the first time I broke my food was b/c of your 'crop'. Your owner thinks he is sitting on a gold mine, well, he might be if he actually stayed home long enough to pick up his place. Instead his house looks like he doesn't have a pot to pee in, and he is jetting all over God's creation meeting women on the internet.
    If he spent the money that he spends on plane tickets on his house his house would be gorgeous on the outside.
    But no, one day you will fall and it will probably be onto my garage or car, and I will have to pay for the damages you cause b/c your dud of an owner.
    In annoyance and bitterness,
    neighbor
    PS:
    so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
    U suck.
    Keeganhttp://www.dogster.com/dogs/256612 9/28/2001 to June 9, 2012
    Kylie http://www.catster.com/cats/256617 (June 2000 to 5/19/2012)
    Kloe http://www.catster.com/cats/256619
    "we as American's have forgotten we can agree to disagree"
    Kylie the Queen, Keegan the Princess, entertained by Kloe the court Jester
    Godspeed Phred and Gini you will be missed more than you ever know..

  8. #203
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    Quote Originally Posted by shais_mom View Post
    PS:
    so until your stupid owner does something to you like trims you up. Every STICK and WALNUT I rake/pick up, is getting dumped in your yard. I hope you enjoyed the 4 wheel barrows full you got yesterday after the windstorm on Sunday. You are menace. We have 2 90+ year old men that like to walk, and your crop is a danger to them and the public.
    U suck.
    This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

    Ashley
    Dogs: Nova, Konnor and Sitka

  9. #204
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aspen and Misty View Post
    This has to be one of the funniest, best arguments anyone has ever had with a tree! It's amazing!

    Ashley
    lol
    I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!
    Keeganhttp://www.dogster.com/dogs/256612 9/28/2001 to June 9, 2012
    Kylie http://www.catster.com/cats/256617 (June 2000 to 5/19/2012)
    Kloe http://www.catster.com/cats/256619
    "we as American's have forgotten we can agree to disagree"
    Kylie the Queen, Keegan the Princess, entertained by Kloe the court Jester
    Godspeed Phred and Gini you will be missed more than you ever know..

  10. #205
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    Quote Originally Posted by shais_mom View Post
    lol
    I never thought I would hate something so much as much as I hate this friggin tree!
    Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?

  11. #206
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    Can you at least set up a net under the tree - like a reverse umbrella - to catch the nuts on your side of the property, so you don't have to deal with the staining?
    This HUG-GUNDO tree waaaayy over hangs the alley and my garage. After the windstorm we had on Sunday afternoon, I think the 'net' would have blown away. I don't think I'd ever seen that many walnuts that had fallen off at one time.

    I normally don't mind trees, wouldn't call myself a tree hugger but I don't normally hate them either. Anyone who is a tree hugger -- if they lived in close proximity to this tree as I do, wouldn't hug this one! I'd hug any other tree but a walnut tree!
    Last edited by shais_mom; 09-17-2008 at 03:33 PM.
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    Kloe http://www.catster.com/cats/256619
    "we as American's have forgotten we can agree to disagree"
    Kylie the Queen, Keegan the Princess, entertained by Kloe the court Jester
    Godspeed Phred and Gini you will be missed more than you ever know..

  12. #207
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    Dear New Boss and the Committee that Hired Her:

    Although I hold nothing against you I can't help but feel the committee holds something against me. I applied for the promotion with the hopes of standing a chance of getting it. Instead of hiring someone with eight years of stellar experience and firm knowledge of the job I get blasted for a non-experience person all because they have certain title to go with their name? How does that seem fair. Now on top of the current job I'm doing I also have to train my boss to do theirs. Shouldn't that have been switched around? Shouldn't the employer be training the employee? I feel so dishartened and let down that now my job doesn't even bring me the enjoyment it once use to. Instead I feel nothing but despair and anguish at having to remain here where I feel unappreciated and lonely in a place that no one understands me.

    I miss you my old boss. Why did you have to leave me to the wolves?

    Sadly,
    Unhappy employee.






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  13. #208
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    DEAR STACI........WHEN GOD GIVES YOU WALNUTS..........


    (Sorry, I just could not resist!)


    Ingredients for Walnut Cake Recipe

    • ½ cup butter
    • 1¾ cups flour
    • 1 cup sugar
    • teaspoons baking powder
    • Yolks 3 eggs
    • Whites 2 eggs
    • ½ cup milk
    • ¾ cup walnut meat, broken in pieces
    • ½ teaspoon salt

    Instructions

    1. Mix ingredients in order given.
    2. Bake 45 minutes in a moderate oven.
    3. Cover with White Mountain Cream, crease in squares, and put one-half walnut on each square.

  14. #209
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    Dear Butch,

    YOU'RE HOME!!!!

    I hope I get to see you soon.

    Always,
    Megan

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  15. #210
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    Quote Originally Posted by gini View Post
    DEAR STACI........WHEN GOD GIVES YOU WALNUTS..........


    (Sorry, I just could not resist!)


    Ingredients for Walnut Cake Recipe

    • ½ cup butter
    • 1¾ cups flour
    • 1 cup sugar
    • teaspoons baking powder
    • Yolks 3 eggs
    • Whites 2 eggs
    • ½ cup milk
    • ¾ cup walnut meat, broken in pieces
    • ½ teaspoon salt

    Instructions

    1. Mix ingredients in order given.
    2. Bake 45 minutes in a moderate oven.
    3. Cover with White Mountain Cream, crease in squares, and put one-half walnut on each square.
    I'd rather crack other nuts to make him cut it down!
    Keeganhttp://www.dogster.com/dogs/256612 9/28/2001 to June 9, 2012
    Kylie http://www.catster.com/cats/256617 (June 2000 to 5/19/2012)
    Kloe http://www.catster.com/cats/256619
    "we as American's have forgotten we can agree to disagree"
    Kylie the Queen, Keegan the Princess, entertained by Kloe the court Jester
    Godspeed Phred and Gini you will be missed more than you ever know..

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