[Dear You. . .]

[Alysser]

Dear Math Test,

it's me versus you, guess who's winning?

[Karen]

Go, Alysser, go!

[sana]

Dear Math Test,

it's me versus you, guess who's winning?

Hah! Had my Maths test yesterday! Your test went great?

[pomtzu]

Dear P.D.L.

Happy Birthday to you today, my huckleberry friend, wherever in the Heavens that you may be. Not an April Fool's Day goes by that I don't remember you, tho a fool you weren't. Do you remember the gold and jade circle pin??? - I still have it. Thanks for all the memories..............

Your university pal

[pomtzu]

Dear Delaware State Police.............

DO NOT come banging on my door again at 1 a.m., unless it's an emergency regarding MY family. Got that???? When I answer the door barefoot and in my p.j.'s and half asleep, do I really look like I've seen the crack hoe biach next door that moved in a few months ago????? Do you seriously think that I would socialize with the likes of that???? NOT!!!!!!!

And thank you for leaving all the flashing lights on, on all 7 of your cars that were in her driveway, and of course for your chopper overhead with it's searchlights that turned night into day for the next several hours. I really didn't need any more sleep after you woke me.

At least you could have informed me what was going on. Yeah - my son heard yelling and banging coming from her place about an hour before my rude awakening. Did she assault one of her boyfriends again, and then flee the scene? - or maybe she even killed someone??? I saw the coroner's van and 4 unmarked cars leave her place around 4:30. Or maybe you guys killed her?????????

Yes - very inconsiderate of you not to tell me what was happening. Now I have to investigate the situation on my own.

Y A W N ...........well maybe after I get some sleep.

A citizen that is making sure the doors stay locked all the time...........

[cassiesmom]

Dear Community College,

Spanish for Healthcare Professionals is offered in the first summer session. It's full and there is a waiting list. But it is not offered in the second summer session! Grrr! Could you move it to a larger classroom so more students can take it, or offer it again in the second summer session? I really didn't want to wait until fall to take it, but if I have to, I will.

Thank you,
Prospective student

[cassiesmom]

Dear Property Manager,

Maybe I did not communicate my question clearly in my e-mail, but I didn't understand your answer. It gave me the impression that maybe you aren't sure of the answer, or you're just not interested in what I am requesting. Either way, you have reinforced to me that I no longer want to live in a place that has a property manager or a homeowners' association. I am going to start clearing out, fixing up and let another owner have the joy of dealing with this whacked-out place.

Signed,
Frustrated Resident Owner