You can have her.
She just crapped ALLLL over her crate. Diarrhea. And peed too. Didn't even try to wake me up.
Had to bath her.
Had to clean the crate.
Had to clean the bathroom because I had to lock her in there to clean the crate.
The blanket that I love that was in the crate is basically garbage now.
My room and half the basement stinks like crap.
What time is it? 4:42am. Took me an hour to clean up.