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A doctor walks into an exam room and finds his patient seated on the exam table, dressed in a gown, with a banana in his left ear, a carrot stuck like a pencil behind his right ear, and applesauce smeared all over his face. The patient has a distressed expression. "Doctor, can you tell what is wrong with me?" he asks anxiously.
"Sir, it's very simple," answers the doctor. "You are not eating properly."
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
I have been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
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Truism Puns
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger
Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
I've Been Boo'd
I've been Frosted
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