A girl from Boston, MA and a girl from the West Coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The Boston girl, being friendly and all said,"So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know ...better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."The girl from Boston, sat quietly for a few.. moments and then replied: "So, where ya from, bitch?"
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." -- Elayne Boosler