A girl from Boston, MA and a girl from the West Coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The Boston girl, being friendly and all said,"So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know ...better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."The girl from Boston, sat quietly for a few.. moments and then replied: "So, where ya from, bitch?"
"When I think of Mick Jagger still singing that he can't get any satisfaction in over forty years of being in the Rolling Stones, I have to conclude that he's either lying or not all that bright." -- Henry Rollins