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    Brave Men

    Brave Men Jokes

    What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

    The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling
    of
    perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're
    next,
    fatty."

    ********************************




    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
    selected 2
    litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange
    juice, a
    head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee
    and a
    250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on theconveyor
    belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
    placed
    the items in front of the cashier.
    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
    calmly
    stated," You must be single."
    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
    intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
    single.
    She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
    particularly
    unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
    drunk to
    her marital status.
    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know
    what,
    you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
    The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
    Last edited by jackmilliesmom; 08-27-2007 at 03:27 AM.
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