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    You know you're broke when.............

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good
    morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
    your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
    vacuum cleaners."
    "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!"
    As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the
    door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you
    have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket
    of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
    from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
    The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn good
    appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning !!!"


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    Wom you have to stop telling everyone my secrets...now they all know my ,lectric is off!

    thanks for the chuckles mate
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    hehehehee

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    Hahahaha

    I know I'm broke every time I log on to my online banking......
    Give 1 for a poundie www.songfordogs.co.uk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brody's Mum
    Hahahaha

    I know I'm broke every time I log on to my online banking......
    or when we get those phone calls lol

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    You know you're broke when.........

    I love it.. I have already read this to others.. We are all still laughing..

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    Quote Originally Posted by king2005
    or when we get those phone calls lol
    you mean the ones I don't answer?
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