Oh oh, I heard the call. Can someone please take these bottles of Baileys and put them in the fridge?? Thanks. I'm not supposed to lift anything....like that will stop me.
OK, something smells absolutely delicious and I'm heading over to the table to get me some breakfast. Thanks Gini.....it's just what the doctor ordered.
Speaking of doctors......
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!
OK, OK, it's the drugs I'm on. Yes, let's drink to good health for everyone and a speedy recovery for Phred and Jan.
Mario, you look so cute in those scrubs. No no, if you want to take my temperature, the thermometer goes in my mouth not up my....
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.