Almost every schnauzer I groom or board has the "death scream" down to a science!
I used to board a chihuahua named Pancho. He SCREAMED like you would not believe. I seriously used to put a sign on the desk when we boarded him that said, "My name is Pancho. I'm ok. I'm not hurt. I'm not dying. I just like to scream." His owners thought it was a riot and took a picture of it.
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien