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Well, a lot of people don't seem to like lawyers very much (apart from the ones on Pet Talk of course!), so here's a story and some quotes:


A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare...

Whenever I have a bit of time left over, I always seem to end up collecting all sorts of silliness and trivia. Here's todays harvest:

Virtual arrest
A NOTORIOUSLY violent computer game does have...

Ha ha - I bet you thought this was serious!

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was...

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been...

Having had so much serious talk on PT lately, let's go from one extreme to the other. Here's some serious silliness:


Two blondes walk into a building … you'd think at least one of them would...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
Edwina wants to know if the printer counts?

No, you need a calculator for that, but it prints great pictures! :p :p :p

I particularly like the threads that go off in all sorts of unexpected directions, and the ones where there are lots of participants, all just having a good time.

So here goes (in no particular...

http://www.studio16a.dk/odds/nytaar.jpg
These humans are MAD!


Since we live in the midst of the urban jungle, we can't protect Fister from the New Year celebrations here - and they're LOUD! He...

I bet our cats couldn't do this!
I wonder what the dog needed in an auto parts store? :confused:
Perhaps Phred has had some similar experiences?


SPRINGDALE, Ark. (AP) - Michael Henson left...

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what...

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits...

Online School gives Cat an MBA :D

By MARK SCOLFORO
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - The Pennsylvania attorney general's office Monday sued an online university for allegedly selling bogus academic...

This is a bit late, but I thought it rather funny:

Santa Claus Is a Woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized,...

http://www.studio16a.dk/Cats/fisterxmas.jpg

From all of us to all Pet Talkers -
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Here you go! I've always found the use of the 'D' word a bit condescending, possibly even disrespectful (not being American), but finally there's some research on one of the most important words in...

UPPIEDATE:
We would just like to point out in our own defense that the new bed situation isn't quite as disastrous as Fister would like you all to believe. He is at this moment sleeping soundly in...

Things are pretty quiet in the Fister household at the moment. He's over 8 years old now and we've had him over 7 years, so he's usually a pretty laid back cool old guy, and satisfied with his lot....

Fister is very sorry about the delay, he's really looking forward to chatting with his Pet Talk mates again, but he's been SOOOOO busy helping his humans lately, he just hasn't had a moment to tell...

ALRIGHT ALREADY!

OK, OK, we've got the message, and steps will immediately be taken to rectify this sad state of affairs. Unfortunately, Fister stories don't write themselves, so there will be a...

Finally, some positive news on CNN, it makes a change from all the mud slinging going on nowadays. Perhaps it would be better if our politicians were dogs or cats! :rolleyes:

Dog saves woman's...