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    Just some jokes about lawyers

    Well, a lot of people don't seem to like lawyers very much (apart from the ones on Pet Talk of course!), so here's a story and some quotes:


    A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare...
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    More silliness and trivia

    Whenever I have a bit of time left over, I always seem to end up collecting all sorts of silliness and trivia. Here's todays harvest:

    Virtual arrest
    A NOTORIOUSLY violent computer game does have...
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    Some questions That REALLY Need Answering!

    Ha ha - I bet you thought this was serious!

    1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

    2. Who was...
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    This is why we forward jokes

    A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

    He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been...
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    Some serious silliness!

    Having had so much serious talk on PT lately, let's go from one extreme to the other. Here's some serious silliness:


    Two blondes walk into a building … you'd think at least one of them would...
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    Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary ...

    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
    Edwina wants to know if the printer counts?

    No, you need a calculator for that, but it prints great pictures! :p :p :p
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    I particularly like the threads that go off in...

    I particularly like the threads that go off in all sorts of unexpected directions, and the ones where there are lots of participants, all just having a good time.

    So here goes (in no particular...
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    Fister's New Year starts with a bang!

    http://www.studio16a.dk/odds/nytaar.jpg
    These humans are MAD!


    Since we live in the midst of the urban jungle, we can't protect Fister from the New Year celebrations here - and they're LOUD! He...
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    Dog Drives Truck Into Auto Parts Store

    I bet our cats couldn't do this!
    I wonder what the dog needed in an auto parts store? :confused:
    Perhaps Phred has had some similar experiences?


    SPRINGDALE, Ark. (AP) - Michael Henson left...
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    Best Headlines Of 2004

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what...
  11. Thread: Great Truths!

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    Great Truths!

    GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
    1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
    2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    3) If your sister hits...
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    The cat that got an MBA

    Online School gives Cat an MBA :D

    By MARK SCOLFORO
    HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - The Pennsylvania attorney general's office Monday sued an online university for allegedly selling bogus academic...
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    Santa Claus Is a Woman

    This is a bit late, but I thought it rather funny:

    Santa Claus Is a Woman

    I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized,...
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    Fisters Christmas Greeting

    http://www.studio16a.dk/Cats/fisterxmas.jpg

    From all of us to all Pet Talkers -
    (click the link)

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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    The uses of the word 'Dude'

    Here you go! I've always found the use of the 'D' word a bit condescending, possibly even disrespectful (not being American), but finally there's some research on one of the most important words in...
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    UPPIEDATE: We would just like to point out in...

    UPPIEDATE:
    We would just like to point out in our own defense that the new bed situation isn't quite as disastrous as Fister would like you all to believe. He is at this moment sleeping soundly in...
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    Fister's Journey - The great bedroom drama

    Things are pretty quiet in the Fister household at the moment. He's over 8 years old now and we've had him over 7 years, so he's usually a pretty laid back cool old guy, and satisfied with his lot....
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    Fister is very sorry about the delay, he's really...

    Fister is very sorry about the delay, he's really looking forward to chatting with his Pet Talk mates again, but he's been SOOOOO busy helping his humans lately, he just hasn't had a moment to tell...
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    ALRIGHT ALREADY! OK, OK, we've got the...

    ALRIGHT ALREADY!

    OK, OK, we've got the message, and steps will immediately be taken to rectify this sad state of affairs. Unfortunately, Fister stories don't write themselves, so there will be a...
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    Dog saves woman's life

    Finally, some positive news on CNN, it makes a change from all the mud slinging going on nowadays. Perhaps it would be better if our politicians were dogs or cats! :rolleyes:

    Dog saves woman's...
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