Groucho: HELP!!! Legal advice and representation needed!
Dear Groucho, last week we were subjected to a tremendous outrage, and we need just the right lawyer (i.e., YOU!) to represent us in court.
Last week the people who think they are the "owners" of the place (as we ALL know, cat-occupied places are owned by the cats occupying them) where we live decided to install a new kitchen.. totally disrupting our lives, subjecting us to two days of displacement and to much physical and emotional distress both during all this and after with a whole new environment to adjust to. Details to follow, if you think we might have a case.
Thank you very much, dear Groucho!
Poppy, Elmer, Bob, Sparkler, and Princess Poppeae Sabina Eugenia