A Blonde's Year in Review (too funny)!

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12-02-2005, 12:22 PM
QueenScoopalot

A Blonde's Year in Review (too funny)!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because
top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!

What a year!!
12-02-2005, 12:31 PM
finn's mom

hee hee, sounds like some people i know. :)
12-02-2005, 01:24 PM
Anita Cholaine

lol lol lol........ Very funny!!!:D:D:D
12-02-2005, 04:22 PM
joanofark

I'm blonde but i'm not THAT crazy! LOL
12-02-2005, 04:31 PM
catnapper

LOL.... too funny! I think they followed my mom around.

At Thanksgiving, we were talking about Napoleon Dynamite, and saying how dopey he is.... and mom said "no, he was supposed to be smart, short but smart" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
12-02-2005, 04:40 PM
Alysser

Hilarious
12-02-2005, 04:44 PM
Laura's Babies

:D :D :D :D I love blond jokes!
12-02-2005, 06:12 PM
k9krazee

Lol...thats great!
12-02-2005, 07:52 PM
*LabLoverKEB*

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
LOL, I actually had to think about this one. I didn't get it at first. :D
12-02-2005, 09:09 PM
Almita

Haha I agree what a year!
12-02-2005, 09:25 PM
DogLover9501

Lmao :D
12-02-2005, 09:54 PM
*future vet*

Heehee i like it!! ;)
12-02-2005, 10:19 PM
trayi52

Just too funny!!!!!! :D :D
12-02-2005, 10:20 PM
DJFyrewolf36

LOL, thanks for the good laugh!
12-03-2005, 12:00 AM
Cubby'sMom

Blonde...

I'm blonde, and I know every joke that there is to know, considering I'm the one who is told them lol. I'm not this dumb, I hope lol. Thanks for the thread it gave me a few laughs!
12-03-2005, 08:39 AM
smokey the elder

I have a friend who's blonde, and she sends me lots of blonde jokes, because..."only blondes should be allowed to tell blonde jokes!" ;) :D
12-03-2005, 11:33 AM
Cubby'sMom

I agree!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokey the elder

I have a friend who's blonde, and she sends me lots of blonde jokes, because..."only blondes should be allowed to tell blonde jokes!" ;) :D

Ohohohoh! I agree, I agree! lol. Here's a blonde joke: A blonde looks in a cheerio box and picks up a cheerio. The blonde then says, "Oh look, a donut egg!"