What does your litter box say about you?
I found this in the latest issue of my I LOVE CATS magazine. (www.iluvcats.com)
Thought is was really cute! ;)
What your litter Box says about you.
Type of CatBox:
1- Open Box, no lid-
You have no shame or no olfactory nerves.
2-Catbox with lid. You feel you have something to hide....like the fact you don't sift the litter often
enough.
3-Catbox with lid, charcoal filter and door.
You have highly developed sense of awsthetics... or you erroneeously believe that your cuttting down
on the stench of used cat litter.
4- Catbox with electronic litter-sifter. You are what my mother used to call a real "miss Priss". Are
you sure you like Cats?
5-More than one catbox.
Sucker. I bet you buy your felines fresh mahi-mahi and let them sleep on you pillow all night, too.
How often do you clean the CatBox:
1-Shovel once a day, sanitize box and change litter every few days.
You are a farely normal human being who cares about your cat.
2-Shovel several times a day, keep box scrupously clean, use liners, and deoderizers and a mat
underneath to catch spills.
3-Shovel when it stinks or its showing or the cat starts to pee on the floor, dump old litter once a
week whether it needs it or not, whaddya mean sanitize?
You are a single heterosexual male with no girlfriend, who eats pizza every night and plays cards on
the weekends at your friends houses.
4-Oh, I don't remember when I did it last. Why do you smell something?
You are an elderly lady, with one litter box and 40 cats.
What kind of litter do you use?
1-Whatever is on sale.
Your cat is easy or you're cheap.
2-Scoopable cat litter
You had a bad experience once when you tried to flush the bargain litter, you clogged the toilet, the
floor flooded, the ceiling below collapsed, and for 3 years your entire home stank of cat pee
whenever it rained.
3- Exotic odor - diminishing pellets that smell like pine trees or moth balls.
You are spending way to much money... and no cat of my acquaitance will do their business in a box
full of hard, round objects. The hate the scent and the pellets hurt their paws. Check behind the
couch.
4-Biodegradable, flushable,natural, unscented cat litter make from Indonesian corn cobs.
Your cat's name is William Burroughs and you went to Woodstock.
Where you keep the Cat Box:
1-In the Master Bath
Your cats are more like family members than pets.
2-In the kids bathroom.
You don't like your cats....or your kids.
3-In the guest bathroom
You really, really hate having company
4-In your bedroom, living room. or in hallway, in plain site.
You live in NY city and have a minuscule bathroom
5-One in bedroom, one in living room, one in hallway.
You are sick and need help
6-In the basement
You are the type of person who throws everything in closets and bathtub when company comes
thinking noone will know what a slob you are.
7-You don't have a catbox, b/c your cats go outside.
Checked behind the couch lately?
8-You don't have a catbox b/c you have trained your cat to use the toilet.
You're angling for a guest shot on Oprah.
