We have "company" at the Ranch ... She's *BAAACK* & LOST & Phound ~
RE-Uppie-Date ... Moments of PANIC that turned out (sorta) OK ...
Uppie-Date ~
July 3 > July 11, 2008 (or there-abouts) ...
Lil Miz HEIDI has moved in for the week ... Let the *PHUNN* begin!
New Visit starts in Post #32 >>>
Thurzday Nite (in June of 2005): <RING>
Dad sez "Herrow ... SURE B, we'll take her! Be rite over."
Where we goin, Dad?
Minnits later *YIPP *YAPP* ... Dis is Amos' Howze!
(Seemz "B" wuz kookin dinner kuz he wuz alone -
Dad helped kleen up da extras!) WE wuz stuck inna Bus!
Lil while later da Missuz pulled in wiffa SoftBall Playin Dawter ...
da reason we wuz dere.
Few minnitz later, Dad starts haulin out *stuff* ...
Wicker Baskit Bed anna tub a Krunchies ... inna trunk.
?? Amos won't fit in DAT!
Den lil Heidi pranced out onna Zip-Leash ...
EBBERbuddie outta da bus ta say "Hellow"!
Big Amos wanted to PLAY - so Cinners & SmokeMutt did sum
*rippin* and *tearin* round da yard wiff him ...
Bowz sed "Howdie" ta Lil Heidi.
So da *skoop* is: Mom, Dad, an SoftBall Dawter wuz leavin fur
New Joizy at real DARK:Thirty ta get to da SoftBall Tourney ...
Mite not be back till Sunday Nite - late.
Big Brudders werkin an chazin Gurlz - not too ree-liabul fur tendin
to da lil MuttSis ...
Big Amos kan feed hizzelf an stay inna yard purdy gud -
('lektric Fence Collar werkz great wiff him)!
Ebberbuddie thunk SUMbuddie asked da relatives to take Heidi -
NUNbuddie made da call! Anna relatives took a powder - not home!
Call Phred!
Load Up!
Da Lil Squiwrt got ta ride inna frunt seat so'z she dint get *squwirshed*!
We'z HOME - Hey KAT - >Lookit< whut we brung ya - LIL kid ta play wiff!!
Lil Heidi wuz here a year or so ago - fur a Day Stay - so da Kat haz
seen her affore - an since Heidi LIVES wif Three LIL Kittiez ...
da BIG Kat anna LIL Dawg dint seem too *stressed* ta see each udder.
Dad got sum *snappiez* ~
Lil Heidi an SmokeMutt >>>
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Here's Bowz, aftur jest gettin a *Noze Punch* inna ribz by Heidi -
her invite ta *Romp* & *Run* >>>
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Bowz: "Duz dis lil Mutt EVER just "walk"??" (Answer = NO!")
Heidi:
"HEY! Whut'z dis gud *Squeeky Toy* doin hidin unnder dis chair?"
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
*SQUEEK* ~ *SQUEEK* ~ *SQUEEK* ~
Dat PT Gift Box *Squeeky* nebber been *Squeek'd* dat much
since day day it got here!!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
*Squeek Break* ~ Heidi put da Squeeky down -
da <*BARK*> atta naybur's HORSES inna pasture behind da houwze ...
Anna Donkey hadda start "Braaaayin" back at her!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Uhhh-Ooooh... Where'd *Squeek* go??
She >tossed< it while on a dead run around the living room ...
*Squeek* wound up outta sight inna chair!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Boots wuz so *stressed* wiff Heidi he wuz layin onna hearth
the whole tyme she wuz *rippin* round da livin room (rite past da Kat)
**SQUEEKIN** da toy!!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
(*Fuzzie Foto* kuz Dad *shot* inna hurrie - DAD din't know da Kat
wus eben IN da room!)
:)
SUMbuddie wuz **NAW*Tee* last nite!!
:rolleyes:
"phunn weekend ..."
"exciting weekend ..."
Iffin ya only knew ...
Poor Dad ~ He's been know ta have a Brane PH@RT ebery
wunst inna while ...
He had a reelee *STINKY* wun last nite ...
Bout wunna-klok ... WE all thunk it wuz past BigBed Tyme...
"Wunna go *OUT*??"
Zzzzzz...t ... HUH? "OUTIE"?? ... Sure, guess so ...
Four *sleepie* dawgs stumble to da door...
Dad jest >opinz< da door - NO Zippy-Leashes or tethers ...
he jest >opinz< da door ...
DAD! Arn'cha FURGETTIN the "stay close" stuff??
"Naw ... yur all too *sleepie* ta wander off ... Stay Close!"
OUT we go ...
Bowz WUZ so *sleepie* Dad hadda <push> him down da stepz ...
Smoke ran out, did a Quickie-Pee, and ran rite back inside an lay down ...
I took off ta check fur Kritterz by da pond ...
Bowz had *watered da bush* an wuz headed in ta lay asside SmokeMutt ...
Lil Heidi kept *cockin her hed* an *lookin* at Dad ... "Are you NUTZ?"
"Go ON, Heidi - GO PODDY!"
Heidi wuz a few feet past where da Zip-Line shudda stopped her ...
When da Bull-FROG hollered ... *Zoomie* an she takes OFF!
I seen da two lil eyeballz *streak* past ...
"CINDER ... HEIDI ... C-mone IN!"
I stepped up onna porch ...
Uhhh, DAD! Didja furget whut her Mom tell'd ya ~
She likes to go FROGGIN by the pond at nite."
:eek: Dad startz *HOLLERIN* - "Heidi - COME!!"
Dad heads fur da pond ...
DAD! Yur not *wearin* verry much!! Whut'll da nayburs think!??
"Sun-uvva-____!"
He ran in ta toss on jeans anna hard-feetz ...
Back towardz da pond - *HOLLERIN*!
SmokeMutt an da Bowz boff had Panik-Attacks wiff allua *hollerin* -
dey wuz <hidin> inna bunkroom ...
Kat'z inna frunt window - <watchin> da phunn :D ...
"C-mone, Cinnerz; go FIND her!!
Off we went - round da pond twice tymes...
Heard a LOTTA "excited" Froggy-*CROAKIN* ... an a lotta
Froggy-*Splisshin* & *Splashin* ... but NO Heidi "talkin" ...
Back inna Howze fur a room-by-room check (MAYBE she *snuk* back in??)
NOPE!
Dad getz da 'lektrik lite stick outta da Bus ...
Nudder Pond-Check = NUFFIN.
Dad! Maybe we otta uze da BUS - found Bowz wiffa Bus da
last tyme HE went huntin ...
OFF we go inna Bus - UP & Down da road ...
LOTTA "lil eyeballz" out at nite ... a Kat, few Rakky-Koonz, anna 'Possum -
NO lil Min Pins ...
Pulled inna driveway ebery tyme we passed da Ranch ...
*HONK* da honker an Dad *Hollerz* ... NUFFIN ...
(cept a LOTTA Froggy-Talk around da pond).
Dad'z thinkin we otta go back out onna Footz ...
pull inna drive agin ...
Dad'z *talkin* to da Big Guy Upstairz ... more "Wild Promissez" ...
We'z backin da Bus inna barn when da litez pick up two
lil *eyeballz* - headed back frumma pond ...
Dad! <Opin> yur door ...
**Zoomie** an da Missin FurKid hopz up on Da'z lappie ---
wiff a verry *soggy* bamdanna an two wet, muddy frunt pawz!
SHE dint get no *treet* when we gotz uppystairz!
Dad sed she wuz prolly fulla :eek: Frog Legz! :(
*I* got THREE Bisquitz!
Dad *check'd her ober* REEL gud - no injuriez ... jest a lil MUDD!
WELLLL, dat wuz **PHUNN**!
Our "quick outie" turned inta a HOUR anna Half "Adventure"!!
Wunder whut'z *UP* fur Tooday?? :confused:
NEBBER a "dull moment" at da Ranch!!
:D
Re: We have "company" at the Ranch ...
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...5/f3c218a0.jpg
Poor Bootz looks less than enchanted with your visitor!!!
Sounds like you have your own circus act going on this weekend!
FUN FUN FUN!!!
Heidi looks a lot like the dog we had when I was growing up. Her name was Monko! She liked frogs too!;) :D
It WAS a *bizzie* Sunday!!
Bus Driver sez he'z **TIURD** - an So Are WE!!
URLEE Sunday AM we had anutter FROG Hunt ...
BOWSER this tyme!
Onlee stayed "out" fur an hour ... :rolleyes:
Tooday we had a BUS TRIP!!
Dawg Park Tour #2 - Three Cleveland area Bark Parks ...
#1 = Lakewood, Ohio
#2 = Cleveland City
#3 = Mentor, Ohio
Detailz tumorrow ...
Heidi DUZ *SWIM* - she tooka Dip in da Rocky River;
ANNNND ...
Dipped a Toe in Lake Erie, too!!
Sorrie ta say - We hadda give her Back ...
Her Mom called whilst we wus still in Mentor ...
Asked iffin dey shuld "come over" ta pick her up?
Dad sed OK - iffin ya wanna go see da KAT! :p
Mom asked "Where IS she??"
Dad sed we'z about ta walk down ta da shore - of Lake ERIE!
Mom sed "OMG! ... Well, "stop over" when y'all get back in towne!"
We just dropped her off at her Howze ...
Dad sed she ran around sayin "HI" ...
then jumped up onna kowch an curled up wiff da Big SkinKid Brudder.
Dad told her Mom she "otta sleep purdy gud tanite ...
she's hadda kinda *bizzie* day!!
We'll do sum *snappiez* toomorrow!
On to Cleveland; then Mentor ...
Next stop onna Dawg Park Tour wuz da brandy New wun at
the City of Cleveland's Clark Fields Park in the South Tremont area ...
Crushed Stone Surface, 4 groups of 2 Benches on concrete pads,
security lights on tall poles, *pooh* baggies,
an a bunch of very Young not-so-shady-yet Trees ...
but not a Dawggie in site - cept us 4 ...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Smokey "crashes" onna bench, in Dad'z shadow,
using Dad's leg for a pillow ...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Mentor, Ohio - (East of Cleveland at rte 44) -
the Trail from the parking lot back to the Dog Park area ...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Gud GRIEF!!
Wunder iffin *Runnin* & *Barkin* are OK ??
Surface is 80% Bark and ground-up tree mulch wiffa few baldez
of grass here an there ...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Big Dog Side - Wun Picnik Tabul anna Bench;
Porta-Poddy fur da 2-Leggerz visible beside the entrance walk;
Lil Dog Side about half as large, wiffa bench ...
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Mentor did a lot nicer job of Landscaping out by the road sign ...
but Hey - they HAVE a Dog Park!! More than some of us have! >
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Off to "find" Lake Erie ...
Dad figgered she wuz diss klose; Heidi mite az well *dip a paw*
inna BIG Water! We headed north ...
Anna Phone <RANG>... "Herrow ..."
Heidi - it'z yur MOM!
Mom hadda hard tyme *buyin* we wuz about ta <STEP>in Lake Erie ...
but den she "knowz" Dad ... she sed ta "stop by" wiff Heidi
when we gotz back in towne!
FOUND da Lake ... outta da Bus an walk down to da wadder ...
Heidi kept >a close eye< <LOOKIN>az da wadder came IN and went OUT ... ??
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
<EEK>FAST Back-Up after she "followed" a wave out -
and it *chased her* back IN!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
Smokey: "Where's the DOCK!??
I needa DOCK ta jump/dive off of - I don't DO just *wadin in*!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8...D480/ry%3D320/
And that's just about when the BIG Rainy Dropz started fallin!
We all beet-feet back to da Bus, piled in ... anna rain quit!
Well, it wuz startin ta turn dusky; an we hadda hour anna half drive
ta get da Lil FurKid home ...
We sed G-Bye to da Lake anna durn *skeeterz* ...
an headed South ...
Heidi spent a kupple minnitz "fluffin" Dad's sweat shirt into a bed;
then spent mosta da trip home makin lil "Zzzzzz" noizez
<CURLED up>beside Dad.
Lil while later we woke up to a Terribul <*Grrrowlin*> Noize!
Whut'z dat NOIZE??
Dad: "My tummy - wanna stop for a MickyD Burger??"
We *polished off* da furst Dubbil Cheeze affore we hit da street ...
Dad passed out half da sekund wun affore he realized he shudda gotz
THREE of em. He made do wiffa big Chawklit Shake!
We stopped atta Ranch fur a poddy break whilst Dad went in ta fetch
<FETCH>Heidi's Wicker Basket lil Bed an Buckit of Krunch ...
den it wuz over to Heidi's Howze!!
BIG FruKid Brudder Amos met us inna drive - He an Heidi seemed
REEL HAPPIE ta see each udder ...
Den it wuz INside ta see da Fambily!!
Mom *laffed* an sed "Oh Heidi - you're a Phred Dog now -
with your Bandanna on!!"
Heidi jumped up on Dad'z Lappie an gave a buncha "Thank-yew"
**KISSEZ**,
an then curled up wiff Big Skin-Brudder onna kowch an started
makin more "Zzzzzzzz" Noisez!!
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Durn-It ~ We'z ALL *missin* dat lil Shrimp-Dawg!!
:D
Skip Ahead ~ July 3, 2008 ~ She's **BAAACK*!! ~ Another Heidi Visit!
We wuz *dancin* & *prancin* an all reddy ta go, when those dreaded wurds:
"Youze Guys get to WAIT - I'll be rite back" :mad: telled us WE weren't going onna grocery trip.
He sed it wuz "too hot" an we're too short ta push da buggy. NUTZ!
Well, he wuz gone WAAY too long ... found out he went to B&T's Howze -
an Dog-Napped our lil Min Pin Buddie - Heidi!
Seems B&T, anna Dawter anna Girl-Friend, are goin to a fambly wedding down south ...
BIG White German Shepherd (Amos) takes care of guardin da howze inna daylight;
Skin-Kid Brudders are "supposed" to bring him in at nite so he doesn't chaze *critters* all nite.
Dad sed WE'd keep Heidi ... nunbuddie seemed to object.
HEY - SMOKE ~ Lookit here ... lil Mutt wiffa Bamdanna inna driveway!
Dummie - that'z HEIDI! *Yipp* & *Yapp*!
Well, she's IN - an makin herself RITE at home!
Dad couldn't *find* her last nite ... SOUND asleep in his 'kliner chair! :rolleyes:
Outies? She only came back REEL Late wun tyme (so far). An she came back frum
behind da howze - mitta been sayni "HI" to da horses out back.
Dad set up her beany-bag bed asside the TV, in frunta da klozit ...
took her an HOUR of *skratchin* onnit, but she finally got it da way she likes it,
an we didn't hear a sound outta her all nite!
Rumor hazzit that "we're" all doin Fiur Werks at Newton Falls tanight ...
Oh Joy, Oh Rapture, Oh NUTZ! :p
At least da Bus Driver parks far enuff away da Bus doesn't *shake* on every *BOOM* ...
an iffin anybuddie doesn't wanna *watch* ... we kan duck behind da seats inna back.
We're decidin iffin we should tell Heidi whut'z up, or jest let it be a s'prize.
There's a "threat" of showers tanite ... Dad's doin a Moon Dance;
an we're doin a RAIN Dance. :D
More Tails latur!
:)
We're back ... an now da Nayburs are shootin 'em off!
Oh JOY! :(
Yeah, Dad ~ we all hadda Great Tyme - jest *phantastik* (NOT!) :eek:
Smokey turned out his lites 45 minutes affore da Show started ---
wun 'test shot' (of about a dozen or so) wuz enuff ta send him to da korner behind da seats.
I lasted till the furst aerial volley inna Show ... enuff fur me! Lites out -
holler when it's ober!
Mini Mutt kept *lookin* around fur where da guns wuz. She DID *watch* a few aerials ...
then kinda curled up tween Dad's leg anna center console, facing aft!
We all stayed *low* till we felt da familiar bumpity-bump of da potholes on our road ...
pulled inna garage to be greated by da Nayburs *shootin off stuff*.
Good GRIEF ... when will it end!??
Did AnyDawg get drug off to *enjoy* da local Fiur Werks?
We weren't alone tanite - lil Beagle watched frum two cars down, anna
kupple lil Lappy-size pups got out an joined da folks in lawn chairs.
Just wunderin how many more daze this 4th of July partee is gonna last?
< deep sigh >
/s/ da FurKids +Plus Wun
:rolleyes: