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"The Perfect Husband"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I ' m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room look at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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hahahaha. That was so funny, and I was not expecting that:D:D:D
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LOLOLOLOL....
That was a good one!:D
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Heheheheh.....so funny! I'll have to pass that one along!
Robin ;)
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OMG!!! that is sooo funny!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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LMAO :D :D :D :D , very good.
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That's a good one. I just read it to my coworker :D
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That's awesome! :D LOL. The ending was not what I was expecting that's for sure. :p
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LOL!
That sooo sounds like something my dad would do. :p;)
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Now who was the stupid lady who doesn't even know her own husband's voice? :p LOL!!! VERY funny!!!
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LOL! A good one, for sure. :D
