Cat-fucious

Cat-fucious was a Pheline Philosopher from Catalonia, he lived the 13th century. Now, some eight centuries later, his wisdom and insight are still a guide for all cat lovers across the globe.

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Some of Cat-fuscious' most popular sayings.

Owner who goes to sleep with paper towels in open area
awakens to indoor snow fall.

Sleeping owner and hungry cat cannot exist together.

After dressing a cat, owner dresses their wounds.

Jumping cat will always land on full bladder.

Black clothes and cat hair share affininty to each other.


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Cat owner celebrates cats, Tootsie Rolls too!

The squeaky cat gets the cat food.

A bird in the hand, is asking for a cat attack.

The early bird catches the cat's attention.

People who live in glass houses pray that cat does not spray the walls.

A fresh cleaned potty means time to refill it.

Don't cry over spilled milk...the cats will clean it up.

A bug in the house means things will crash. :rolleyes:

A cat with gas will lay closest to the human's nose. ~pew~

(making them up as I go along...brains out of ideas now) :o

Give the Cat,what she wants,when she wants,it,and you will save time,and trouble!

When life hands you lemons,
Don't make lemonade, cat's don't like citrus.


Measure twice and cut once-
Sometimes the cat gets a bigger piece
and doesn't like what you are eating.

A penny saved is one more to spend on the cat.

Birds of a feather, flock together-
Because there's a huge tom stalking them!

Patience is a virtue-
Unless the cat is running about the house at 3 a.m.

I love all that but Cat-fucious didn't leave any messages to me:D

Actions speak louder than words,
And a LOUD MEOW will get you noticed anyway.


As you make your bed, so must you lie in it,
No problem for a cat, they'll sleep anywhere.


Barking dogs seldom bite.
Meowing cats always eat!


Blood is thicker than water.
Cat owners know this all too well.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
The cat needs a place to sleep.

There are only twenty-four hours in a day.
And the cat sleeps for 23 of them.

A cat in the hand is worth 2 rolls of bandages.

The best things carried to excess are wrong unless its cat food and toys.

Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling and I give you a sleeping cat.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. All cat actions have one of more of these seven causes: food, food, sleep, sleep, sleep, food, play. (NB this is not in any order).

Cat-fucious say....

Freshly washed floors and clean rugs invite cat puke.

Freshly washed laundry from the dryer makes good cat bed.

cat hair and clothes have opposite charges

cats have variable weights, depending how little they want to move

LOL,LOL, din't know Cat-fucious was from ...http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...b/f539a83a.jpg

For the lack of creativeness I'll give you a real catalan saying.

"Qui no te res a fer el gat pantina"

literally: Who has nothing to do, comb the cat

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Originally posted by koxka
LOL,LOL, din't know Cat-fucious was from ...http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...b/f539a83a.jpg

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Sometimes we just need to look in our own backyard to find a treasure. ;)


It is easier to find cat puke, in a darkened room, with your bare feet.....



I think I'll go comb the cat now!

;)

In fact , I thought Cat-fucious was from Cat-chinchina :confused:

If it can be got into, that is where the cat will sleep.

A bedside sandal is perfect container for cat puke.

New furniture and old cat make for interesting worries.

Gravity, cats and glass are mutually exclusive.

If your heart is pained-pick up your cat.

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Originally posted by RICHARD
If your heart is pained-pick up your cat.

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To quote a cat-fucious honor student:

Done.


:)

Cat in the hand is worth two scratches on your arm.

The last place you expect to find a cat is the first place you will see them.

One cat, two cat, three cats-how high can you count?

A cat owner is nothing but a pin cushion that bleeds.

A bad cat is told no, cats don't understand english.

Why are they named "cats"?
Because "naughty quadraped that sheds and breaks things" is too long.

Cat who stand on toilet, high on pot.

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Originally posted by RICHARD
... Why are they named "cats"?
Because "naughty quadraped that sheds and breaks things" is too long.

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:D :D :D Classic!!!

If the house turns quiet...a cat is getting into trouble somewhere!

:D

These are great Richard!

You cannot have your cake and eat it.
Cracker Jack will climb on the counter to help
you scarf it down.
;)



You can't please everyone.
Especially a finicky cat.

When the cat's away, the mice will play-
Heaven help them when the cat comes home.

What you don't know can't hurt you.
Wait until you see what the cat broke this time!

Two is company, three is a crowd.
Is four a clowder?

Too many cooks spoil the broth.
But, cat hair adds to the flavor!

Person who owns a cat,
Gets skin pierced for free.

A person who cuddles on a cold night with a cat,
soon knows the taste of cat hair.

On a rainy night, a cat will never track mud into your
bed after a bathroom break. Cat litter??? Oh well!!!

A cat and a hairball are soon parted.

A cat can look at you and scratch the furniture at the same time.

No pain, no gain-
How else are you gonna catch that feral?




:eek:

When a Cat,is lloked for,the most,is when,they are the most invisible,to the eye.

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Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
If the house turns quiet...a cat is getting into trouble somewhere!

:D

These are great Richard!

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LITTLE CAT TROUBLE IN BIG CHINA!!

CAT CLAWS=LOVE TAPS:D

HUNGRY CAT, NOISY HOUSE...

NO REST FOR THE WAITRESS...

Proctect yourself from crazy cat-
Pull blankets over head.

Nocturnal means "Play loudy at night".

Water dish does not move by itself,
only cat knows secret.