I got this in my email and I thought is was kind of fun. My new name is ~sloppy snicklebrains~ :D
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
> >> > > c = goober
> >> > > d = cheesey
> >> > > e = crusty
> >> > > f = greasy
> >> > > g = dumbo
> >> > > h = farcus
> >> > > i = dorky
> >> > > j = doofus
> >> > > k = funky
> >> > > l = boobie
> >> > > m = sleezy
> >> > > n = sloopy
> >> > > o = fluffy
> >> > > p = stinky
> >> > > q = slimy
> >> > > r = dorfus
> >> > > s = snooty
> >> > > t = tootsie
> >> > > u = dipsy
> >> > > v = sneezy
> >> > > w = liver
> >> > > x = skippy
> >> > > y = dinky
> >> > > z = zippy
> >> > >
> >> > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
> >> > > half of your new last name:
> >> > >
> >> > > a = dippin
> >> > > b = feather
> >> > > c = giggle
> >> > > d = burger
> >> > > e = chicken
> >> > > f = barffy
> >> > > g = lizard
> >> > > h = waffle
> >> > > i = farkle
> >> > > j = monkey
> >> > > k = flippin
> >> > > l = fricken
> >> > > m = bubble
> >> > > n = rhino
> >> > > o = potty
> >> > > p = hamster
> >> > > q = buckle
> >> > > r = gizzard
> >> > > s = lickin
> >> > > t = snickle
> >> > > u = chuckle
> >> > > v = pickle
> >> > > w = hubble
> >> > > x = dingle
> >> > > y = gorilla
> >> > > z = girdle
> >> > >
> >> > > Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
> >> > > half of your new last name:
> >> > >
> >> > > a = butt
> >> > > b = boob
> >> > > c = face
> >> > > d = nose
> >> > > e = hump
> >> > > f = breath
> >> > > g = pants
> >> > > h = shorts
> >> > > i = lips
> >> > > j = honker
> >> > > k = head
> >> > > l = tush
> >> > > m = chunks
> >> > > n = dunkin
> >> > > o = brains
> >> > > p = biscuits
> >> > > q = toes
> >> > > r = doodle
> >> > > s = fanny
> >> > > t = sniffer
> >> > > u = sprinkles
> >> > > v = frack
> >> > > w = squirt
> >> > > x = humperdinck
> >> > > y = hiney
> >> > > z = juice
